I was up at 3am a while back, bored and full of insomnia, so I got it in my head that I would start reading the Naruto manga, online. So blah bitty blah, read read read, and then I come to the part where Orochimaru is trying to get Tsunade to heal his cursed arms, and then he tells her, in not so many words, "BTW, Im leik totally gonna pwn ur Leafs, KTHNXBAI!"

(Orochimaru? For future reference, threatening to destroy the home of a lady who can literally put her fist through your face with little to no effort is not a good idea.)

So he says that, and I immediately think, "Why does he want to obliterate the Toronto Maple Leafs?" only to pause and think, "Oh, no wait! He meant Konohagakure!" thus proving how Canadian I am.

But then I found my little brain fart funny, so I ended up making this

The pic of Orochimaru is taken directly from the manga, and I just modeled the rest after the front page of the Toronto Star.

And to any Leafs fans: I'm sorry if the pictures aren't accurate, but I'm an Oilers girl myself, so I only know very little about the Leafs (point in fact, I just Wiki'ed the information I used), and I just Googled up some pictures of the Leafs looking like they lost (which was surprisingly difficult).


Full Articles:

LEAFS OBLITERATED BY SOUND!

Story by: Ann Garland
Photos by: Sum Gai
In an incomprehensible upset this Wednesday, the Toronto Maple Leafs were obliterated by the Sound Ninjas. The game, which ended with a score of 265-0, and unprecedented accomplishment in itself, was the first official game in which the Ninjas have played. Head coach Paul Maurice was unable for comment, as he seemed to have barricaded himself in the men’s room some time during the second period. Those who attempted to enter the men’s room at that time said they heard what could only be described as the pitiful wailings of a broken soul.
Team captain, Mats Sundin, while available for comment, was only able to utter something that sounded vaguely like “fnarf” after the game. No word yet if this
has any significance. Jean-Sebastien Aubin, who was in goal for most of the game (after goalie Andrew Raycroft began screaming something about drowning in blood halfway through the first period) was nothing more than a shrivelled husk of his former self after the incredible loss. “I couldn’t stop them… any of them!” he ranted as two of his teammates pinned him down, the team doctor trying to sedate the distraught Aubin, “Their Slapshot no Jutsu is an unblockable technique!”


Chunin Exam Inquiry
Known psychopath seemingly reformed
Public still wary around youngest son of the late Kazekage

Story by: Ann Garland
Gaara of the Desert, known for his bloodthirsty tendencies and insomnia, claims to have curbed his murderous ways after his fight Naruto Uzumaki. While Gaara was unavailable for comment, his elder sister Temari was adamant on his change of heart.
“His fight with that Naruto kid definitely did something to him. I’ve never seen him like this. It’s kind of scary, actually.”


Naruto related stuff (C) Masashi Kishimoto
Toronto Star (C) whoever owns it
Toronto Maple Leafs (C) themselves